The End is Near, But So Are My Hunger Pangs

We're not sure what the meaning of life is, but we're pretty sure it's not just a bunch of meaningless drivel like this website. But hey, at least the guacamole is good.

Explore the Existential Crisis Avocado Salsa's Philosophical Salmon, because who knows, maybe they have the answers.

Visit the Meaninglessness Index, because, honestly, who cares?